To her friend:

  • Beauty shop – what’s a beauty shop?  Is it a salon?
  • Leggings are just thick tights.  Whereas jeggings are pant material, with pockets.  I figure if it has pockets, it’s fine.
  • He was like “32 times?  You drove to CVS 32 times?”  And it was like two blocks away.
  • Where are what?  The tickets?  Oh, we don’t print tickets.  We just take reservations.
  • I’m sure there was a free watch somewhere along the line that made up for having to buy all that tissue paper.

Staring at her phone alone, while her friend was in the bathroom:

  • Oh. My. God they got another dog.